** Why does the sun lighten our hair,

but darken our skin?  

 

** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?  

** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?  

** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?  

** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?  

 

** Why is a boxing ring square?  

 

** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?  

** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

 

** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?  

 

** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,  you  turn down the volume on the radio?  

** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing  liquid made with real lemons?  

** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?  

 

** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?  

** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush  hour?  

** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?  

** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?  

** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?  

** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance  that  little indestructible black box is?  

** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't  drink and drive?

 

 

 

 

 If it's true that we are here to help others, then  what exactly are the others here for?

 

 

 I thought about how mothers feed their babies with  tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do  Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

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