 
BILL CLINTON'S PLANE CRASH
Leaving the White House and flying to New York, Bill Clinton's
plane crashed near a large farm. Panic stricken, the Secret
Service mobilized and descended on the area in force. When they
got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned
hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The Secret Service searched frantically but could find no remains
of the crew or the ex-President's staff. To their amazement, a
lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at
all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.
"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, "Did you see this
terrible accident happen?"
"Do you realize that the ex-President of the United States was on
that airplane?"
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." the farmer sighed as he cut
off his tractor motor. I done buried them all myself. Took most of
the morning."
"Bill Clinton is DEAD?" the agent gulped in disbelief.
"Well," the farmer sighed thoughtfully, "He kept a-saying he
wasn't. But, you know what a liar he is."
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