Everyone concentrates on the problems we are having in this country
lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking
people in Florida ...
Not
me, I concentrate on solutions for the problems.. It is a win-win
situation.
+ Dig
a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send
the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put
the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Are
there any other problems you would like me to solve today? Yes!
Think
about this one:
1.
Cows
2. The
Constitution
3. The
Ten Commandments
Cows
Is it
just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The
Constitution
They
keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The 1
0 Commandments
The
real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
PART
OF THE PROBLEM
Also,
Think about this: If you do not want to forward this for fear of
offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
It is
time for America to speak up!
HUMOR