A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in :

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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Wyoming

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Colorado

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania and

Texas

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Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO?...Didn't think So.