Are you a Democrat, Republican
or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
Found by posing the following situation and question:
You're walking down a deserted street with
your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges
at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are
an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family.
Well, that's not enough information to
answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I
ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could
we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could
I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the
Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and
what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to
raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all
so confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over a latte
and try to come to a consensus.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! Click.....
(sounds of reloading). BANG ! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "You got him Pop! Can I shoot the next
one?"
Wife: "You are not taking that to the
Taxidermist!"
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