For
everything else there's Master card.
I'm sure you've all
received their applications in the mail. However, I'm here to
advertise a different card. You see, my life is a product for others
to see. I'm a card carrying representative for The Master's Card.
That's right,
THE MASTER'S CARD.
Let me tell you
about it. There are no finance charges, no payments due. My bill has
already been covered...it's a prepaid deal.
I couldn't afford
the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me. My Name is
written on the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four
hours a day from anywhere in the world.
has so many
benefits it's hard to list them all. Let me share some of them with
you... you might want to apply for a personal card yourself. Just
for starters there is ...
That's
right, there is no preset limit to the amount of grace you receive
from ...
Have you been
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...
It offers the
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gives you access to
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Want a lasting
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Looking for
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Another great thing about ...
is that it never
expires and will never be canceled. Once you're a member, you're
a member for life... eternal life, that is.
Membership has its
privileges, you know. So why not apply today?
It's only a prayer
away.....I HAVE ONE- DO YOU?
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